Notice to all employees (memo)

I’ve been stressed at work while my dissertation progress lingered back home. Supervisor Robin sends out the following email…

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Notice to all employees:

Workloads getting to you?
Feeling stressed?
Too many priorities and assignments?

Due to the hard economic times and otherwise depressing state of the world today, all personnel will now be required to at least look happy while working.

Company-approved supplies will be provided to each employee at little or no cost. Here is the new low-cost, company-approved solution to cope with multiple priorities and assignments!

Each employee will be supplied 2 paper clips and rubber bands as shown in Fig 1 below:

Notice to all employees (memo)
Figure 1. Company-issued smiling contraption
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