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At our regular Food Friday dinner yesterday, Kelvin told me about a chick who had a cool T-shirt which went something like “Top Ten Reasons to Date a Speech Therapist”. He said how he only caught a glipmse of it and missed out on the details. Thinking how funny it’d be, I googled it up on my Sidekick and within minutes, pulled this up for him via the lil lioness =^.^=…
Top 10 Reasons to Date a Speech-Language Pathologist:
10. We’ll prove that doing it slow makes it smoother.
9. We can make you scream in all the right ways
8. One hour sessions are our specialty
7. We’ll teach you how to make the “OH” face
6. We know how to get your strongest muscle up
5. We know the value of frequency
4. We love intensity
3. We know how to swallow
2. It’s all about the tongue placement
1. We do it orally!
If you’re interested, check out UB’s speech-language pathology clinic!