Past Life Diagnosis: Cloudy with a chance of showers

Your past life diagnosis:
I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North Canada around the year 1675.
Your profession was that of a seaman, cook or carpenter.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Bohemian personality, mysterious, highly gifted, capable to understand ancient books. With a magician’s abilities, you could have been a servant of dark forces.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your task is to learn determination and persistency. Youd should not allow to let misfortunes take influence on your strong will.

Do you remember now?

My Response:
No actually. I thought I was a silly french man who flew African sparrows to transport coconuts over long distances in the middle of England (i.e. Monty Python and the Holy Grail, 1975). This is so retarded, I’d fart in your general direction. Still, if you just have to be silly, click here to your past life analyzed.

One thought on “Past Life Diagnosis: Cloudy with a chance of showers

  1. In high school a girl supposedly read my past life for me. I was a young man who did wood work, and at some point was either murdered or committed suicide. I can’t remember. She also said that at one point I was being surrounded by these three black dogs which represented problems that I didn’t solve in my past life and am supposed to try to resolve in this one, otherwise the black dogs will kill me. I was a loner, born in the 1800’s or so. I”m sure there was more but that was almost 10 years ago so that’s all I remember.

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