10. How do I bring up the console?
9. Teh Rock is a n00b.
8. Dude, that hurt. The health is behind the crate!
7. Team kill!
6. This new engine rules.
5. Crap map.
4. This AI is so fucking lame.
3. (as the credits roll) That last boss sucked.
2. Fucking camper fags!
1. Shit, how do I skip this cut scene? This fucking sucks, it’s been going on for like 30 minutes.
Here’s mine: “Use GOD MODE dummy!!”